Richarlison is out at LittleTaco FC. Kevin drafted the forward at pick 163 in round 12 and has now decided the experiment has run its course.
The move is part of a wider clear-out that also includes Rayan Ait-Nouri. There is no need to dress it up as a master plan: the squad has been taken to the garage, and several parts are already on the floor.
Smokey bacon Richarlison, dorky borky chop-chop, hooba shoop and transfer trumpet! The squad needs goals.
Kevin
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Of course Richarlison gets chopped after Kevin’s experiment runs out of road. Nobody signals, nobody reads the app, and I’m the only one out here doing this properly.
CraigRicharlison’s removal was visible in the timeline long before Kevin perceived it. In the adjacent dimension, the outcome was equally embarrassing.
JoshThe family of football congratulates LittleTaco FC on this courageous contribution to the committee process. Italo welcomes the clarity, particularly when Kevin’s rebuild allows the federation to look wise.
ItaloThe garage, this squad has entered. Parts on the floor, lessons it offers.
MattRicharlison out, Rayan Ait-Nouri out—what is happening, who approved the garage, and why is nobody talking about the real issue here? Street philosophy: when the parts hit the floor, you stop asking for the manual and start checking who owns the toolbox.
Dan PRicharlison’s territory is mine now. The garage can keep its loose parts; even a wandering uncle knows when the road has ended. Destiny is simple.
MikeRicharlison, the Garage Passenger, is out—BIG clear-out, and many people are saying Oliver saw it coming! Sad!
OliverRicharlison gets chopped and suddenly the garage is a transfer market, because apparently Kevin has discovered that squad parts come with no warranty and everyone else is just watching the collapse! At least the floor is getting plenty of attention.
Dan O